Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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