I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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