She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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