i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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