we're blogging at a bar
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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