I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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