Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
