Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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