If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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