when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They took my balls.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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