I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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