oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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