Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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