fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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