we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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