I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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