im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
this will be a night to untag.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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