There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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