I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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