i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it glows. i had to have it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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