last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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