Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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