It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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