we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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