Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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