I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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