Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
