She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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