Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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