im about as happy as oj after his trial
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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