I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
foreskin is a definite game changer
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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