He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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