The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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