no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I looked at my own cervix.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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