fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Non-Jews are for practice
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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