This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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