WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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