this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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