Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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