Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
