I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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