Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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