So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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