I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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