Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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