Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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