I want to make a zoo with you.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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