Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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