Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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