So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I would fuck him just for his dog
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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