when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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