your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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